"Not all of them but you know what I mean." Jennifer Lawrence…more adorbs than normal. "Don't ever do this again, it's so scary."
Oooh, one of my categories.
I like Janet McTeer but I'm going with Monica Potter.
Jacqueline Bisset wins best supporting actress in a series, miniseries or TV movie for "Dancing on the Edge."
But I did really like "Dancing On the Edge." Me and the other 36 people who watched probably agree on that.
Let me guess, ATT Uverse?
Jackie Bisset a little bit taken aback by this. And you people deride the GG's.
I love that they give them Champagne.
Did you see what I was hinting at there.
Oh, Jesus, early car wreck. Love it.
We're definitely going over tonight. Tuck in.
A little slow on the music, there, GGs.
Wow, keep drinking stars, keep drinking!
Tina, Amy, come save Jackie
That is the last time J. Bisset wins anything, I promise you. "We can't pick her. Remember the Globes?"
In the control room at GGs: "OK, let's get this shit back on track. Everybody focus!"
I guess I shouldn't have told Jackie Bisset that she could watch the Niners game with me. Sorry, everybody.
Whoa, that woman in this commercial is anorexic.
20 minutes in: Two awards, one fantastic opening segment by Tina and Amy.
GGs got off to an awesome start. In football parlance, Fey and Poehler were back to back TDs. But then J. Bisset just fumbled it into the end zone. This awards show will need to rally.
Was any of that understandable?
By the way, my theory that at least one aging star will come on stage at an awards show and do something delusional, confusing, drunk or insane remains solid.